Auntie A :" Boy can give me one packet of drink ?"
Me : " Sorry auntie , you must have a coupon in order to exchange for a pack of milk ."
Auntie A continues :" give me one packet la , auntie walk for very long liao leh , very thirsty leh,just one packet will do la ''
Me: "sorry auntie , cannot cannot."
Auntie A : " treat it as i am begging you , and can you be kind to an old lady here who is begging you ? can you spare me one packet of drink ?"
Me:"sorry auntie , i am doing my work only , i really cannot give it to you ."
Auntie A changes her tone " you arh , an old lady begging you , you still dun give it to me ... " walk away angrily...
This was what happen when i work as a part time worker cum helper at a health fair on sunday . following up with story B with uncle A as the superstar !
Uncle A : "is this the station for redemption of drink ?"
Me : " yes uncle , can i have a look at your coupon ?''
Uncle A " i got three coupons with me."
Me: "sorry uncle , one pack of drink per person."
Uncle A :" aiyo , i got two son at home , get me three packet la , wont die de la"
Me:"cannot cannot "
Uncle A:" then give me one packet first.''( looking pissed off )
uncle went to look for two innocent person to come to redeem the drink for him .
Uncle A finally gotten his three packets of drink . walk pass me and said : " you arh , so NIAO ! (petty in hokkien)
Story C starring auntie B
Auntie B: " Boy , can give me one packet of drink ?"
Me:"sorry auntie , you need a coupon. "
Auntie B:"Boy since you had so many packs of drink just give me a pack la . can ?"
Me:"sorry , you need a coupon to redeem a packet of drink "
Auntie B:'' just one packet of drink only you also don't want give me , you want to keep it to your self isit ?"
Me(pissed liao ) :"yea treat it as i keep it to myself "
Auntie B:"keep so many packs of drink for yourself , wait till you drink until '' lao sai " ( 泻肚子)
Me : "....."
Actually there are more stories of typical aunties and uncles , but then these are the highlights , the more 劲爆 ones . haha
Enjoy ~
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